Strip For Cammy!

The Street Fighter series of games included one that was never marketed, because it was considered to be “of an adult nature”. True, the games were – and still are – popular among adults; but all ages played them, and it would have been impossible to impose an age ban on only one of them.

This game features the ultimate fight between Cammy and M. Bison. Its background is that Cammy challenges Bison to a strip fight, in which the loser of each round has to discard an item of clothing. Cammy is dressed in her trademark green leotard, with green lightning strikes on her thighs and arms. Her red boots and gauntlets are featured, but she is without the red beret. Bison retains his military uniform, but it is pink. At the beginning of the game Cammy states, in her impeccable Oxford English:

“I mean to destroy your illusion of invincibility. To rid the world of your evil, it will be necessary for me to demonstrate that you are feeble without your uniform.”

Bison laughs sardonically, and counters:

“A strip fight suits me just fine. I have always wanted to see your tits, and to give your big, round, wobbly arse a smack!”

In the background a bass voice announces:

“Round one. Fight.”

The combatants adopt stances and circle each other. Bison kicks; Cammy parries. She launches a flying kick, saying, “Acceleration”, but he wards it off with both arms. He high kicks; Cammy ducks underneath, and while his right leg is still extended, kicks him in the groin, declaring, “Kick in the nuts”, with that perfect elocution of hers. (At this point, there were several “tuts” and comments from the censors watching the game, before it was due to be released.)

Bison groans and clutches his groin, while Cammy surveys him dispassionately. The look modulates to one of hostility, then intimidation, and she kicks viciously. He roars in pain and collapses to the floor, whereupon she kicks again, able to pick her target – his head. “KO” flashes up on the screen, as he lies flat out, and the woman’s voice commands, “Strip for Cammy.” (“What the-?” demanded one of the censors, as they all exchanged glances.)

“Round 2,” states the bass voice. “Fight.”

Bison, minus his peaked cap, points at Cammy, and warns her, “For this insult you will die!” He karate kicks, but she leans out of the way. He punches, and she does the same. While he is still following through, she brings her right knee up and drives it into his chin. He retreats a step, but her right foot catches up with his chin in a coiled, or “pulled” kick. The trick behind this is that Cammy can retract the kick, and fire again. She punishes his face this way, and he dives to the floor. “KO” appears on the screen, she poses over him, and then repeats her order.

For the third round, Bison has lost his shoes as well as his cap. “I will make you suffer!” he thunders, to which Cammy replies, “How can I do anything after I’m supposed to be dead?” “Fucking bitch!” he roars (and it was at this point that the censors decided the game must not be distributed, but they still watched it to the end).

Bison punches; Cammy side-steps. She high kicks, but he repels it with both arms again. He karate kicks high – too high, because it sails over her shoulder, as she turns away from him. It sets her up for a super kick, and she catches him devastatingly on the jaw. He shouts in pain, and sinks to his knees, at her mercy. She shows none, and smashes his face with a straight kick, jumping both to reach her target, and to give the blow more impetus.

Bison subsides on the floor, and Cammy kicks him in the groin, declaring in a voice more suited to reading the weather forecast, “Kick in the balls.” (“Oh, really!” complained one of the censors.)

She tears into him, switching back to his face, her red boot causing him to flop onto his back, oblivious once more, as “KO” rather needlessly appears on the screen again. Cammy gives the order to strip for her once more, before smiling at the screen, and then walking around him.

Bison has discarded his belt. He threatens Cammy with a symbolic punch and she stares contemptuously in reply.

“Too scared to hit me for real, are you, wimp?” she jeers.

“You will know it when I do,” he responds.

He squats and lashes out with his left foot. Cammy anticipates it, and somersaults expansively out of the way, again uttering her familiar “Acceleration”, before kicking him hard in the small of his back on her way down.

“Aaaagggghhhh!” roars Bison, his head jerked back in a fine portrayal of pain.

“Pussy,” gloats Cammy.

When he squatted and kicked, it looked an effective move at first; yet it not only failed, but the game shows that this position makes him extremely vulnerable, which an experienced street fighter like Cammy is able to exploit to the full. A gleaming red boot is now thrust into his face, and for a moment viewers get a close-up view from her waist down, as her foot demolishes his face.

She changes feet, and back-kicks with her right. Bison was struggling against another collapse with her previous kick, and this one has him down on his back again. He is still conscious, though, so Cammy swaps feet again and helps herself to his face. It knocks him out and he lies spread spread-eagled on the floor. Cammy raises her arms at another defeat, before issuing her command.

Bison is left with only his trousers for this round. He and Cammy adopt boxing stances and circle each other, probing and mutually glaring. As usual, Bison strikes first. In an echo of Cammy’s earlier moves, he does a handstand, facing away from her, and back kicks. But he lacks her speed, and she easily evades it. He jumps back up, and karate kicks; she is ready for it and bats it away. He tries again, swapping feet, but she smartly slips underneath it, and utters, “Evasion tactics.” Then she dives. She traps the leg he is standing on, his right, between her feet, heaves, and it brings him down hard.

You can hear Bison groan as he moves to get back up, but Cammy is on his back. Sounding like a school teacher telling her class to behave, she declares, “Camel clutch”; and she indeed has the semi-naked man trapped by her hands under his chin, as she squats on his back, with his arms secured above her legs, pointing painfully backwards.

“Do you like that Bison?” she asks.

“Fuck off,” he falters, which makes her laugh.

“A man only gets to smack my big, round, wobbly arse when I invite him to. You will never be allowed. Do you like it on your back?”

Bison utters indecipherable sounds in reply. Meanwhile Cammy says such things as, “Increase the pressure”, “Force opponent’s arms further at an agonising angle”, and “Combine camel clutch with sleeper”.

It works, too, and Bison sinks down when she at last releases him. Kneeling on one knee over his head, she smiles once more at the screen, with her hand placed triumphantly on his head.

“I knew it,” begins Cammy, as she and Bison face off for the final round. You use military uniform to compensate for your small dick.”

“How dare you!” he shouts. “I will avenge this insult!”

“I look forward to it. Fight,” she responds.

Bison prepares to leap at Cammy. “Anticipation,” she says, and handstands. Her foot rams his chest with double the intensity, because he has launched himself at her. Having stunned him with that kick, she fires again with the other foot. It drives him back, groaning in pain.

“Maintain momentum,” states Cammy. She stands upright, and karate kicks, angling high. It is the third kick to his chest in as many minutes.

“Exploit advantage,” she tells herself, repeating the kick with the other foot. This one catches his face, and he falls to the floor in a sitting position. His face is an obvious target, and she accepts the invitation, ravaging it with her foot. He falls onto his back, and she kicks him again, in the kidney area. The camera gives us a close up of her face at this moment, and it’s a picture of concentration and resolve.

“Kick in the bollocks,” Cammy announces, kicking from behind as Bison lies on his front. He yells, scrambles to his feet, and runs away.

“Fucking coward,” utters the school teacher’s voice. “Stay and fight, pussy.”

She chases him, and being much faster, reaches him. She kicks from behind again, adding, “One more in the gonads.”

Bison stretches out his hand to keep her at bay, and tries to run again. But she’s within reach, and she kicks once more from behind. With a despairing sigh, he collapses onto his hands and knees, and she switches to the other foot for another kick. He sinks onto his front, and Cammy faces the screen, placing her foot on his groin.

“Lie on your back,” she orders him, and the conclusion must be that given where her foot is, he has no choice. Still facing the screen, she puts her foot back on his manhood; but Bison makes a last attempt at “resistance” (or something, anyway). He kneels up and grabs her, possibly aiming at a bear hug from behind.

It’s suicidal, given where her foot is; and to emphasise the point, she removes it and back kicks. She jumps, but he has hold of her hands, and her foot remains in place. Then, weirdly, he ejaculates. (Cue complaints from the censors.)

“Dirty bastard,” says that educated voice. “Punish. Destroy.”

Cammy envelopes Bison by lying across him, forcing him down. He is on his back, and she lies over him in the traditional opposite direction, gripping him in a head scissor. She also grips his manhood with her hand. Then she rips.

(At this point one of the censors fainted, and another left the room to be sick. Amid all the condemnation, no one heard the bass voice announce, “Cammy wins”.)