Ethel challenged her boyfriend to fight. Being a male chauvinist Ricky obliged immediately thinking this would be a pushover. Now Ricky has had his ego wounded as been completely demoralized by her supreme wrestling skills. She teases him for front of her girlfriends and he feels a hardness lifting his pants. This girl manipulates the male's most vulnerable of areas. The male is totally at the female's mercy and has no choice but to surrender the fall to her.

Ricky says: "The first time I tried to wrestle my girlfriend I got extremely excited - major hardon. The leotard-clad girl I was wrestling noticed it pretty quickly and used it to her advantage. She grabbed my balls and was able to control me, even though she was quite a bit smaller. She eventually got her legs wrapped around my head (headscissors) and squeezed enough to make me submit. My girlfriend says male balls make us girls superior because they cause such great pain and on top of that they hang outside the body. They just dangle between your legs letting us control guys."

Ethel says: "The groin shot: an attack so devastating that men have banned it from virtually every contact sport they engage in. All of this—the element of surprise, the psychological impact, the pain—make the groin a truly magnificent target in self defense situations. That's probably an understatement. A good kick to the balls doesn't just hurt the balls. Upon impact, the spermatic plexus, a major nerve running through the testicles, carries the pain upward to the abdominal cavity, which is why victims of groin kicks often double over and assume a fetal position. They may also throw up or pass out. Crying is not unheard of. It makes me glad I'm a girl, frankly. I've spent 15 years training in karate, an art developed primarily by men and therefore obsessively concerned with protecting the testicles, so in some ways I feel like I have an honorary groin. It's a huge responsibility, and I'm thankful I don't carry that burden in real life. Not that I feel sorry for men. It's more than a fair trade, running the world, even if you have to keep one hand over your crotch at all times. But I do feel a weird sort of sympathy for the be-testicled. Such important parts of your anatomy, and you have to tie them up in a little purse before you can even pretend to fight. What a drag. Identify the target and choose your attack. And you're not limited to just the knee or the top of the foot—there are plenty of other ways to kick a guy in the balls. If he's standing and you're lying down, you can drive your heel upward. His legs form a convenient runway that will guide your foot right to the target. In closer quarters, hand attacks work very well against the groin. Again, you want to strike upward if possible, and target the testicles, not the penis: Skip the grip; attack the sack. Honestly, there's almost no bad way to kick an attacker in the balls. Foot, knee, hand; front, bottom, or in the library with a candlestick—the balls are vulnerable to just about anything you throw at them. (Oh, right: you can also throw things at them). And if by chance your first strike doesn't put your attacker on the ground, you're free to kick him again. Why not? If he's still there, his balls aren't going anywhere. Or you can diversify by striking other soft body parts like the eye or the throat, if you prefer."